Chalking the Nose Cue

The act of being so into a 69, your nose enters her rectum, causing a brown rub on your nose tip...

"Dude, Christine had me so into 69ing with her last night, I didn't realize how much I got into her; I chalked my nose cue..."
"Mark, that is REALLY Chalking the Nose Cue}, it's still there! WASH YOUR FACE!!!"

by DirtyMark27 December 11, 2017

The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.

by ZEBE100 March 8, 2020

Piece of chalk

An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.

“Olivia is such a piece of chalk she’s so useless.”

by coopsndip May 26, 2024

chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.

You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?

by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023

uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!

JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!

by cdubs November 7, 2004

Chalk dust

Another way of saying cocaine

Wanna snort some chalk dust with me?

by Obese banana May 13, 2021

Broke the Chalk

When your teacher gives a lesson that is so off the hook that their chalk just can't handle it.

Dude, Mr. K totally broke the chalk today in third hour.

by Big Papa C-Dog March 23, 2017