calendar cat

A cat whom struts whilst displaying the "date"

Get your calander cat's ass out of my face.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Celebate

To celebrate a cause, event, or holiday by masturbation due to lack of sex.

I celebate Independence Day with ejaculatory freedom because America.
I'm celebating because I'm not getting laid-- I mean today is special.

by Cazure July 31, 2013

Caelen

Sketch, a fiend, wack fool. will steal, take advantage, and hurt you if not careful. Has a nice side tho

Mike: You took advantage of her on drugs?
Wilber: Yeah
Mike: Who are you? Caelen?

by kile ahsh April 22, 2011

Celena

Modification of the name Selene -- Titan goddess of the moon according to Greek mythology.
Two (similar) definitions:
1. Goddess of the moon
2. The moon
Less common than other variations such as Celine, Celina, Selena, etc. Possibly popularized by celebrities such as Celine Dion, Selena Gomez, Selena (Quintanilla-Perez), and more.

Barista: Could I have your name?
Celena: I'm Celena. C-E-L-E-N-A. No "i" or "s".
Barista: S-A-L-I-N-A...got it, thanks!

by CAMELLIABOUQUET April 30, 2020

celeberating

verb. to publicly berate or condemn a celebrity or other public figure.

The press is having a field day celeberating Don Imus after his recent on-air comments regarding the Rutgers women's basketball team.

by John Stubbe December 24, 2008

celeberate

To simultaneously celebrate and berate something.

On Fourth of July we can celeberate the USA.

by Yapplebee April 5, 2008

Calen Domingues

Very hot, sexy, and sweet. Girls love him. He always is respectful. But hates feet. And microwaves hot dogs.

“Oh my god, it’s Calen Domingues. I want to date him so bad, greatest microwaved hot dogs ever!”

by Dgres June 12, 2019