clam catcher

one who gets alot of pussy.

Damn, I bet that dude has the herp, you know hes a major clam catcher and hes in a fraternity too.

by Sarah hellcat March 6, 2008

Duck Catcher

A person who enjoys smacking ducks on the nose.

Hey did you hear about Jeb Bush's new scandal, apparently he's a huge duck catcher.

by Kevin Eric Sun May 25, 2015

The bro catcher

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.

"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015

Crowd Catcher

Similar to a "Cow Catcher"; A Crowd Catcher is a metal frame at the front of a vehicle for pushing aside uninformed protesters.

Nick got a new crowd catcher put on his truck, so he's able to make it through Atlanta now.

by NotA RealPerson July 9, 2016

catchering

Analyzing too deeply into someone's actions as if they had nearly as much symbolism as the novel, Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger, which included a scene where Holden slips on peanut shells down a flight of stairs to symbolize his descent into madness

Cunt Aunt: Why were you doing that?
Mom: Doing what?
Cunt Aunt: You were scrunching your nose as you entered the door as a sign of disgust towards the humble abode I invited you into
Me: Or--and this is just a theory--her nose was itchy and you're just catchering her

by PinkGradientMan December 14, 2018

Dream Catcher

When a man keeps the condom he used when he lost his virginity, and hangs it from his review mirror.

See that right there, that’s my dream catcher,earned it early freshman year, been hangin’ and bangin’ since.

by Chet Upnya July 12, 2018

Fool Catcher

A "fool catcher" is any item or device used to give away the unwanted entrance to a place or to go into an area which is restricted or be used when not authorized. In "Thunderball", James Bond puts a hair across the bottom of his hotel room closet to see if the door gets opened while he is away. Other fool catchers are bottles tied together with fishing line on a staircase, a bell or a can of nails placed on a windowsill near the catch which will fall and make noise if the window if opened or greasing the handle of a questionable knife - if it later shows a print, it was used; if it's clean later, it was used.

He tried to sneak in through the window, but the fool catcher gave him away. Or

I told her to stay out of my stuff, and I later saw the fool catcher was gone - she went in my stuff anyway.

by hiwaychild July 18, 2018