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carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.
“did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
“oh lol,” said tyler
carson by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023
A really nice, smart, funny guy. Outgoing and good at making friends. A relatively attractive person. Often liking people who's names also start with C, or sound familiar to their own (Ex. Chloe.) Usually has a type for blondes with blue eyes.
Also, buy the Carson mug.
Person 1: "Is that Carson?"
Person 2: "You mean Chloe's lover? Yeah, that's him."
carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3
GO GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN CARSON FOLKS!!!!
carson by 8ightism March 20, 2023
Oh my god carson is such a loud main
Carson by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023
Oh my god carson is such a loud main smh
Carson by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023
Probably the most funny person I've met. He can crack jokes all day while your jaw hurts like crazy. His blond hair and color changing eyes will make you love him. He's the best boyfriend ever!!! And if you break up with him, your the dumbest person on earth. He's loyal and will never cheat. He's very caring and will help with any homework problem, especially math. If you ever meet a Carson, don't let him out of your site. He will notice you.
Person 1: "Is that a Carson?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"
Carson by Piece of Cake21 May 24, 2023