Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 04, 2021

Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Spineless candy cane

Some tall cunt that ditches the boys on a nature walks just to pipe his hoe

dammit that spineless candy cane ditched us again.

by StubbyBandit January 27, 2022

Candy Cane Cuck

Someone who loves Christmas a bit too much

She is such a Candy Cane Cuck, she has her Christmas decorations out in NOVEMBER.

by CinnaFox October 18, 2021

Landon cane

A FAT SLIM SHADY LOOKING WANNABE THAT LIKES FAT COCKTAILS IN HIS ASS

EW ITS LANDON CANE A FAT FAGGOT I BET HE LISTENS TO SLIM SHADYA

by Fuck you I don’t care 🖕🏽🤴🖕🏼 December 26, 2021

Landon Cane

A gay faggot that is most likely a slim shady fan and sucks dick

“Yo look it’s Landon Cane a gay fag.”

by Fuck you I don’t care 🖕🏽🤴🖕🏼 December 26, 2021

candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023