Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Spineless candy cane

Some tall cunt that ditches the boys on a nature walks just to pipe his hoe

dammit that spineless candy cane ditched us again.

by StubbyBandit January 27, 2022

candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

caning

Means to smoke a cigarette or joint insanely quick, usually while drunk or after cocaine as this causes you to excessively smoke.

Saw harry just cane a fag in 2 seconds!
been caning a fag buzzing off the nicotine

by Bigboy packet August 29, 2021

Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.

My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”

by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021

walk cane

You were sent here by Amansher or the kid on Instagram called “memesofthelowground”

Walk cane will kill you

by Memes do ur mom November 22, 2021

Fucking caned

An Australian slang term pronounced 'faaa-ken cayyynd,' meaning something 'really hurt.'

I hit my shins on that metal bar last week and it fucking caned mate!

by Mimsta August 02, 2022