You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

by Dudewholikesbannanas May 9, 2021

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019

You can learn more about a person in an hour of play rather than in a year of conversation

Basically, Actions speak louder than words.

You can learn more about a person in an hour of play rather than in a year of conversation

by Death Menace May 20, 2022

Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

AMONG US

Freddy: Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

by SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS January 26, 2022

you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases.

you completed a job on gta, congrats.

you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases.

by the cooler penguin27 June 7, 2022

you can always quit tomorrow

if your homie wants to quit a bad habit you can say it to convince him to do that bad habit one more time.

+ Homie : Dude, i am suffering from my this drunking problem.
- Y : Ahhh c'mon duuuudeeee. You can always quit tomorrow. Come drink with me one more time.
+ Homie : Ok.. One last time then.

by DamienGrey September 29, 2019

healthy where you can

adjective- used to describe the small and token healthy part of a generally unhealthy and fatty meal

Diet coke with any McDonalds or Burger King meal is healthy where you can.

by Roob Dogg February 24, 2008