by galactic_426 January 18, 2024
Get the Cake and Candlesmug. Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
by Drakey_Hall February 6, 2018
Get the The Wankee Candlemug. by Luffy Hana July 11, 2018
Get the Candles!mug. To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.
by Theonewhosayshi268 July 15, 2023
Get the candled and featheredmug. 
A Canadian Candle is a candle who was born in Canada. They sometimes are born in different places and go to Canada, there’s only one real CC that appears ever 100 years. They’re friends with Canadian Dino ‘s helicopters bees snakes and anything you can think of!
by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021
Get the Canadian Candlemug. Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
Get the Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorchmug.