human bunk bed

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.
"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."
by humanbunkbed May 11, 2010
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bunk ass shit

1. (n.) - bad marijuana, weak weed
2. (n.) - bad snowboarding/skateboarding/anyboarding trick
Man, we bought some weed in Mexico, and it was some bunk ass shit. We smoked a whole 8th and didn't even get high.

Dude, Johnny just bailed on that frontside boardslide, that was some bunk ass shit.
by Gordon Mongo July 27, 2006
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hot bunk skunk

The smell of an very sexually active man’s bed several months after a divorce, where his ex-wife normally did the laundry. aka: Mystery Sheets
Friend 1: “Damn, what the hell reeks? It smells is a thousand types of perfume, sweat and … regret.”

Friend 2: “Oh yeah, my sheets haven’t been washed since Bonnie moved out. Guess I have hot bunk skunk. Been so busy hot bunking the women that I haven't gotten around to wash the sheets.”
by WhyMe? January 10, 2014
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Bunking Off

When one company uses another product's success to boost their own.
"If you like Coca-Cola, you'll love our soda!" They bunked off Coca-Cola.

"Think 'Sex and the City', but better!" They're bunking off Sex and the City.
by Shane Hart February 28, 2006
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bunk beds

a bed that emily is going to build, and her and griffen will share one.
emily builds amazing bunk beds.
by ofdjgsjlkgsdkg March 09, 2009
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Bunk Sak

Playa A: "Yo, I gotz ta work this weekend..."

Playa B: "Yo, dats a Bunk Sak."
by Klergy C June 09, 2003
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bunk sauce

used to describe a shitty situation.
Alex: Someone keyed my car!

Jim: Bunk Sauce.
by petzzxyz September 22, 2008
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