cunt buffalo

A large and annoying woman. Can be more cunt or more buffalo. If she's very fat and very annoying, can be classified as a "full blown cunt buffalo".

"Dude do you see that fat chick?!"
"Yea man, I talked to her. She's a full blown cunt buffalo!"

"Last night I was hitting on a cunt buffalo. To my credit though, she was more cunt than buffalo."

"Looks like Joe's going cunt buffalo hunting tonight. We gotta help a brotha out!"

by b00tyhunt4r September 18, 2014

dying buffalo

When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.

As the light suddenly turned red, I pulled a dying buffalo and fell on my side.

by toalexan May 20, 2014

Young Buffalo

Means "trẻ trâu", a slang in Vietnam, used to describe different types of people that are usually toxic, edgy, stupid,... blahblah.
The word "trẻ" (Subject) does not mean "young" (Adj), It means "kid" and "trâu" means "buffalo". It can be easily understood as a stupid heady kid.
This word does not have an exact meaning now. No one knows where did it come from.
Bonus: You can meet these lil dudes in Vietnam's League server.

(Usually a Yasuo player, playing Yasuo does not make you a young buffalo, but every young buffalo likes to play Yasuo)

*In a normal Vietnam's League match...
Yasuo: "My job here is done." (0/11/3)
Lux: "But you did nothing" (4/5/3)
*Yasuo has disconnected from the game
Lux: "What a f**cking young buffalo!"

by PTKhang April 13, 2018

Thunder Buffalo

When you’re doing it raw and you slide a vibrater in her ass just before or during climax.

Dude, I just tried the Thunder Buffalo trick my buddy gave me and now she won’t return my calls.

by Big_Wildin October 17, 2023

set the buffalo free

Jerking off in public while running.

"He totally set the buffalo free in Newtown this morning"

by Mr Director May 3, 2014

Do as the buffalo

It's what can be said when you have nothing else to say in a conversation, but you still want to leave on a good note.

Also can be used when someone continually asks you for advice.

It's simply a way to get out of a conversation. The real secret is to walk away once you say it.

To legitimize it a bit more, add "As they say" or "Like they say" to the front of the saying to add more value. It'll make them think that it's not just you saying it.

Person 1: "So my boyfriend keeps not picking up and i call him like 50 times a day, I don't know what to do"

Person 2: "Do as the Buffalo"

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Person 1: "There's this girl at work that's so hot. I asked her out but she keeps saying no, what should i do"

Person 2: "Like they say, do as the buffalo" .... and walk away

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Person 1: "Fack there's nothing on tv!"

Person 2: "You should do as the buffalo"

by redstyles April 14, 2014

rampaging water buffaloes

A phrase used to replace profanity.
A phrase used to describe an out of control situation.
A phrase used to describe the aftermath of an out-of-control situation.

What in the rampaging water buffaloes happened in this house while I was gone?

by Soskie November 19, 2019