Arthur Blind

Arthur Blinds are often found floating on rafts in the middle of the ocean. They have room temperature IQ, and have strange hallucinations, where they often believe that their last name is spelled differently than it really is. Common myths about the Arthur Blind is that it loves to eat chicken drummies, however, its favorite food is pizza. I truly hope you never stumble across this hard stuck bronze creature, as you may never mentally recover. (However physically you will be fine since the Arthur Blind is blind and cannot see you, therefore hurt you.)

Man that Arthur Blind sure is blind... I wonder if he is going to call himself Bilmbo again today

by arthurblind May 22, 2023

Blind Attack

A driving technique in which the driver turns off the headlights in order to overtake another vehichle.
Most commonly used between street racers.

Wait! That's not the sound of my engi-FOREVEEERR TOGETHEEER
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.

by The "Undertaker" March 14, 2023

Mouth Blind

Thy mouth blind is when you can’t talk. “Blind but it’s for thy mouths”

- made by Christmy Parpouloute (2020)

You so quiet... are you mouth blind

by Eatthatpus September 24, 2020

Blind pufferfish

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!

You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!

by Dustinj321 October 12, 2017

blind nil

Inserting yourself into a situation despite your lack of knowledge

"I'm not sure if the girl at the bar is dating the guy with her so I'm going blind nil and asking her if it's her brother" also referred to as going nill

by Floppy flop January 27, 2017

Tech Blind

A person who does not understand anything about technology. These people ask questions about everything tech related. Most question start with; "What is this?", "How does this work?", "How does it turn on?" etc. Tech Blind people usually go to someone they know (even if they have little knowledge of tech) to get things fixed.

Bob: "What is an iPhone?"
Steve: "You don't know? You must be Tech Blind."

by Bman111 April 17, 2017

Blind pig

A bar or dispensary where alcohol is served illegally. A word that was used during Prohibition where people were forbidden to drink alcohol, as it was against the law. People would often go high into the hills and brew Moonshine to give out at bars or on the street to earn money.

Ye heard a new Blind pig opened up yesterday? wanna go buy some good XXX?

by ɯ August 24, 2018