bit the dick

to screw up a once in a lifetime chance

tom brady really bit the dick a the superbowl last night

or

honestly, chris is really biting the dick thinking that i didn't come up with this definition

by robert andrew February 04, 2008

A lot a bit

A lot a bit is when you like something A LOT but you add a bit, so you don't sound obsessed.

Julia- I like him A lot a bit

Veronica- Ill hook you two up !

by Lia and iris May 29, 2011

jizz bits

the tiny pieces of tissue you get stuck to your hand when you blow your load into the tissue...

i got to go was my hand i got jizz bits on my hand

by aphillia May 26, 2008

sexy bits

1. The parts of your body you perform sexual acts with. This word refers to: penis, vagina, breasts, and ass.

2.The stuff you fuck with!

Man, would I love to play with her 'sexy bits'!

by Buttface Mcfartsalot January 06, 2014

tad bit

A Little bit; not much

You look tad bit like my ex-boyfriend

by azzler February 19, 2008

Chomping at the bit

The uneducated, totally incorrect way to say champing at the bit

"I was chomping at the bit to get laid"
"It's 'champing at the bit'. You're an idiot and that's why you're not getting laid."

by Bob Sloblaw April 24, 2019

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, originating in the S.E of England

What in bit-david's name are you doing?

It's a parabola, bit-david

by Scooter March 20, 2005