laguna beach

1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.

2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.

1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"

2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"

by Oz February 27, 2005

you don't bring sand to the beach

you don't bring your girlfreind or Women to a party or event where there will already be plenty of available pussy (saying originated by EF in 1988)

bringing women or dates when it's not necessary (you don't bring sand to the beach)

by FOX1970 November 19, 2011

Turtle Beach Hair

The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.

"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."

"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."

by SupraBro-93 February 5, 2010

beach fuck

Refers to a person who is so artificially over tanned that their skin looks really fake, nasty, melanomic, and about to fall off.

Do you think I should go out with Cassie or Nina?

Neither! They're both beach fucks that are going to get skin cancer.

by Ravi K December 26, 2007

old orchard beach

A tourist town in southern Maine with about 10,000 people year round and up to 100,000 in the summer.Many tourists come from Quebec and the rest of New England.Its a great place to live and has lots of girls and a great beach even if the ocean is cold.

Also called OOB.
I went to OOB to party this weekend.

by themanfromthebeach May 21, 2005

Panama City Beach

One of the cheapest ways to leave your hometown to get laid and party. Many Georgians, especially from suburban areas, go there for Spring Break. A whole week there.. they party, get laid, and hit up local night clubs. Once back in lame ass GA, they tell all their friends the raunchy sex scandal they had monday night.

This spring break i'm hittin up Panama City Beach. Basically just to get away. Oh, and drunk and get laid err' day. Amen.

by JBAWLS May 29, 2008

Beach Bukkake

The art of burying a female companion in sand, at a beach up to her neck.

whereafter you and at least several of your friends gingerly touch your tips and begin to jizz on the forementioned womans face until satisied with the result

Wow, that beach bukkake sure was a giggle, it's a pity we forgot to dig her out.

by Blannk July 10, 2009