beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

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beating the rubber

Masturbating with a condom on

Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!

by BlackDunker April 1, 2015

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beating them cakes

To assfuck or to fuck a girl doggystyle

she really wants me beating them cakes bro

by king54321 April 16, 2017

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Beating the dime

A prison slang for a person who jacks off looking at women.

Dude was beating the dime on her.

by Gotaday May 29, 2017

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beating the yee

When you have to floor the gas to make it on time you are "Beating the yee"

Person 1: We're going to be late!

Person 2: I know I'm beating the yee, we won't be late!

by Jestering pester August 11, 2017

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When you buy new bedding with a significant other, have sexual relations, share moments etc., only to stop speaking. You want to change this bedding, but ultimately its just a few months old. Changing the sheets is just not enough-the duvet or comforter lingers with memories and you want it gone... but you just refuse to spend $1000 on all new bedding because you just purchased this! You need to learn to deal with it, at least until next season!

You should be living with this bedding guilt, or at least buy me a new duvet!

by Free Spirited know it all February 7, 2018

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