Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"
by jkjtastic September 19, 2009
A person(usually male) who doesnt really gives a fuck to this so-called civilized society and stamps his authority no matter wheresoever..
He'll poke his nose ferociously without being bothered by the presence of fellow commuters around,he'll pull and rip apart the USB cables when we normal beings are supposed to handle them with utmost care..
His house is always a mess courtesy the unabated aggression he brings into even in the microscopic of chores..
Broken door handles,unaligned fridge doors,ripped cushions and damaged computer accessories make their signature style.
A typical 'fb' is usually a lazy jerk,cleverly disguised as an asshole..
He'll poke his nose ferociously without being bothered by the presence of fellow commuters around,he'll pull and rip apart the USB cables when we normal beings are supposed to handle them with utmost care..
His house is always a mess courtesy the unabated aggression he brings into even in the microscopic of chores..
Broken door handles,unaligned fridge doors,ripped cushions and damaged computer accessories make their signature style.
A typical 'fb' is usually a lazy jerk,cleverly disguised as an asshole..
Girl:Where's john boo?
Boy:Dunno,just heard that the moron used his father's paypal account to subscribe some porn!
Girl:eww!he's such a fearless bastard!
Boy:Dunno,just heard that the moron used his father's paypal account to subscribe some porn!
Girl:eww!he's such a fearless bastard!
by simppromax April 20, 2011
It can be used as humour or a figure of speech. Normally when a bald person becomes annoying, people use this term to refer a bald person.
by Knightriderx July 18, 2018
Someone who doesnt care about what you think cause they do not care about anything at all. Has the best humor and antics and lives life without emotion
He simply shows 0 emotion he would probably not think twice about killing someone. What a gnarly bastard!
by MyFleshIsAGhost March 18, 2019
"Man, Skyler is one hard bastard."
"What did he do?"
"He tore this guy's face off with his bare hands for looking at him funny."
"Damn, he is a hard bastard."
"What did he do?"
"He tore this guy's face off with his bare hands for looking at him funny."
"Damn, he is a hard bastard."
by elbow ed July 10, 2014
by Sand Muslim December 28, 2016
A Yorkshire Term,UK
A man (usually on his period).. That fucks up and doesn't like being confronted about the said "Fuck Up".... Alas Sulks like a small child... Aka Mardy Bastard
A man (usually on his period).. That fucks up and doesn't like being confronted about the said "Fuck Up".... Alas Sulks like a small child... Aka Mardy Bastard
Thought you were going to wash the dishes?? .. Oh ffs, Gimmi chance !! HHMMP STOMP STOMP
Jesus grow up you mardy bastard!!! Fuck me what a knobhead,you fucking arsehole!! He's a right mardy bastard !!
Jesus grow up you mardy bastard!!! Fuck me what a knobhead,you fucking arsehole!! He's a right mardy bastard !!
by fast tiger December 05, 2014