meat axe

A term defining a harcore or tough person or someone with a lot of balls. Genetic anomallies, such as XXY, are often associated with meat axes, as are prison cells, but neither are requisite. Meat axe can be used with a positive intention.

That guy is a fucken meat axe.
He made that jump...what a meat axe.

by JB February 28, 2005

furry axe wound

similar to bearded taco; indicating the female genitalia.
cunt

she sat on my face with her large furry axe wound - it was great!

by Darren Daley August 30, 2008

Dumb axe

When you are cutting fire wood with flip flops and and axe. What the axe, is that!

My friend dumb axe Justin did you cut your foot with an axe!

by Bigdog April 15, 2013

open axe wound

a particularly accomodating wordGulp/word. One that a gentleman couldn't 'touch the sides' in.

"As he stepped away from his latest victim, it became apparently obvious by the way her legs lay, that he had indeed left more than one open axe wound on her corpse." - From the Diary of Jack the Ripper.

by Ebs August 21, 2003

hoe-axe

An axe you use to slay all the hoes you come across

"What did you do when you found out she was a thot?"
"I used my Hoe-axe on her"

by Abzorb February 8, 2018

Barbarian axe throw

Hang and tie a female from a door and spread her anus wide open and continue to throw dildos in her anus

“Babe can we try the barbarian axe throw tonight

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

wagging the axe

Something done by Danish people in the privacy of their own home.

If they accidentally happen to look my way as I'm wagging the axe, it's of course a different situation.

by abini May 18, 2010