Average

Average means normal. Average is always at the medium mark, it is not too much neither too low.

Here are the things that an average person does in his lifetime:

Go to school
Graduate from college
Get a girlfriend
Get married
Get two kids (a daughter and a son)
Get his kids graduated
Live a normal life.

David:Jessica do you think my personality is charming?
Jessica:Nope, I think your average.
(David didn't come to high school tomorrow neither the day after.)

by XxThisisnotmyrealnameXx May 9, 2018

Average Nebraskan

When a female is driving and getting finger-banged at the same time by her passenger.

I looked over at the car next to me and the woman driver was receiving an Average Nebraskan

by Big 'ol Dumpy November 21, 2022

Average ass Big tits

Average ass big Tits screams TAURUS

she has an average ass big tits
Ofc she’s a taurus, i’d still hit tho!

by Factslmao December 6, 2020

Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people

Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"

by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022

As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

Average Nebraskan

the act of getting fingerbanged while driving

I gave my wife an average nebraskan on our way to Lincoln.

by below-average-nebraskan November 21, 2022