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eggs benedict arnold

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.
"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
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Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.
"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
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Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict Arnold…. Cumming in the

Hollandaise sauce Sauce as sneaky revenge! ICS
She cheated on me , fed her
Eggs Benedict Arnold for Breakfast!!!
by Hangstank December 1, 2023
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Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
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Eggs Benedict Arnold

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.
Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.
by Winters Scoop December 4, 2023
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Arnolding

To subconsciously do an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression without intending to or without knowing you have done so.
"Jim started Arnolding the other day at work and when I talked to him about it he had no idea he'd done it."
by Gleck Flomphkiks June 30, 2023
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Arnold

When you have your golfing partner bend over on the tee off, and strap a dildo to your driver then proceed to swing hard enough to launch the dildo, club, and the golfball so far up his asshole it the ball still goes 320 yards and proceeds to be 2 holes in one swing making it the rare golden eagle shot never even seen before
"I hope u had your camera out cause Jerry just ripped an Arnold through Mike closing the tournament coming out on the top"
by Hairy hippocampus July 29, 2023
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