Stone Ache

When your testicles hurt off and on. Almost as if they were sore.

Kevin: Hey, dude... my balls are killing me! I think my girlfriend punched me in the balls while I was sleeping or maybe I just jerked off to much.

Andre: You're probably just having a stone ache.

by canadianNproud November 22, 2009

ache

to yearn for something

i ache for some loving tonight.

by lisalouise November 20, 2007

Ice Cream Ass Ache

The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.

Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.

by Dale Johnson December 23, 2007

Anaheim Steamroller

Similar to a Cleaveland Steamroller.

Unleashing a torrent of steaming molten fecal matter on a partners chest, then rocking back and forth whilst singing Christmas carols.

I gave my wife an Anaheim Steamroller on Christmas Eve in celebration of the holiday.

by Funk finger flatulator December 21, 2012

Alchemy

Alchemy: the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy. In accordance to this law, there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strictly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?

"Hey dude what's that quote from FMA?" "Oh you mean Alchemy: the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy. In accordance to this law, there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strictly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?"

"Dude I just asked a simple question"

by Killer kuraiz February 8, 2018

ancest

Short form for ancestor (Australian).

As Chopper Reid once said (from the Australian TV series "Ronnie Johns Half Hour"):

"Hello. How the f are ya? Now, one thing I notice all across Australia, is that people are having a whinge, having a suck, or having a f-en cry about it. If the ancests were around today, I reckon they'd be spewing. Australia needs to harden the f up." lol

by John Smithwick February 24, 2019

arse-ache

Generally someone or something that is a metaphorical pain in the arse/ass, causing aggravation or being a nuisance.

Finishing this report on time is getting to be a real arse-ache.

by Snuffle Grudger December 5, 2009