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Amish Period

When you do anal without lube or for the first time and you bleed
I got my Amish period last night when Jake fucked me
by Skinnypills July 13, 2020
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fat doinks in amish

fat doinks in Amish. when you smoke a fat doink when it's made out of a corn husk pipe after railing your brother's sister while eating a taco salad out of her ass
yo Bethlehem me and Jafar had a fat doinks in Amish last night
by fat doinks December 15, 2022
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Amish Airlines

Travel by train in America on slow clunky regular routes instead of flying.
Grandma is so afraid of heights and ain't in no hurry - she gonna take Amish Airlines to Portland.
by wfukradio November 19, 2023
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Amish Heated seat

The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.
Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.
by MinyMink May 3, 2025
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Amish

my name is Amish.
by Amxsaviuyworild November 26, 2021
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Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage
I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.
by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023
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Amish Covered Wagon

(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...

Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.

It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
by always_laugh December 14, 2013
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