Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.
EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.
EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.
EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.
by ET_Bill March 18, 2010
Get the root knockermug. by biology bitch April 15, 2017
Get the hop knockermug. The sweet sweet mounds of bang baby at a luau. Characterized by dirty snoose, and steazy bros. Also, accented by eccentric names, involving T's L's and X's.
by Arroni January 22, 2010
Get the Sloppy Knockersmug. when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.
by alci hall November 18, 2009
Get the Fart knockermug. A phrase use to describe someone who is drunk and slaps people with their dick. It commonly happens when someone is drunk of vodka or sambooka. They didn't censor this word when it was used in iCarly. No wonder the show aired on nickelodean.
by A Savage Catholic June 19, 2016
Get the Hob-Knockermug. by Tghjk March 19, 2017
Get the dip knockermug. Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.
by fbiagent123 December 29, 2020
Get the Tinker Knockermug.