knee-j

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.

stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever

by thatruth34 January 1, 2008

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On bended knee

When a person gets on one knee and proposes to another; the act of asking for one person's hand in marriage.

Valentine was on bended knee for Ziggy Pop in the middle of a flash mob dancing to "Marry Me".

by SwtValentine13 October 13, 2014

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Knee Deep

A certain male or female individual who is very popular with the opposite sex and could have anyone he wanted.

Guy 1: Wow steve's got so many girls wanting him!
Guy 2: He is just so knee Deep right now.

by Toby Dye January 10, 2012

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Knee-gering

(A play on the words Knee and Fingering.)

The act of useing ones knee to rub ones pussy for self pleasure.

Jade: OMG!! last night instead of having sex with me, John started knee-gering me!!

Jill: Sounds like a personal problem.

Jade: -_______-

by DLoDo November 29, 2011

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Knee Stopper

The act of pulling apart your butt-cheeks and putting them on a knee while you have violent diarreah. The knee will block of the diarreah and make it fly in every direction.

One time, when I was little, I was sitting on my my mom's lap and I accidentily gave her a Knee Stopper. Whoops.

by Octavio Hermendez November 5, 2006

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A common ailment associated with having too much Swag. Posting twitter photos with your mate telling the world what new 'kicks' you're rockin can be particular stressful on the knees. A particularly Swag hat will weigh down heavy on the knee caps.

Daniel Sturridge is so Swag that the Liverpool doctors can't cure his Swag Knees. He's out till next season

by EmileHesky January 20, 2015

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