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Jordan

Jordan is normally a narcissist who only cares about himself. He goes out with girls just to break heir hearts.
Omg he is such a Jordan
by NateDog01 March 8, 2020
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A small arab country in the middle east that has petra and the Dead Sea in it, capital is Amman. Jordan can also be used as a name
A: Where do you live?
B: Oh I live in jordan.
by Lors.pancake May 13, 2020
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A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.
Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
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Jordaning

It is the process of leading someone on and making them think they have a chance with you when in reality they just like getting attention
Oh she jordaning me bro...
by Lelellelelele October 5, 2020
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A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.
Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.
by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023
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by Izzyboiiii November 3, 2019
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Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did
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