Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

Towel Bounce

Cum on a girls face and when she asks for a towel to wipe off with, get dressed and leave.

If roommate or friend is present, tell them that their friends needs their help, and send them up to the bedroom.

Doug: I towel bounced the shit out of some bitch the other night.
Chris: What is towel bouncing?
Doug: I busted on her face and on the way to "get a towel", I bounced.

by staugustinetowelbouncingassoc August 11, 2010

Jerk towel

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.

Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.

by Moar semen May 15, 2016

Boob towel

A towel for your sweaty boobs!

"His significant other had a boob towel!"

by Dervollius April 16, 2021

Jason's Towel

The rag and/or towel you use after sex to clean cum off of the pussy or penis or surrounding areas.

Scotty, you came all over me... grab Jason's towel.

by ImJustHereDude April 24, 2022

Towel Week

A crass synonym for the duration of time a woman spends on her period. Typically referred to when during this time, a designated towel is placed on the bed in the attempt of keeping the sheets from getting stained.

Guy #1- Dude, is that the Japanese flag on your bed?

Guy#2- Nah man, it's just towel week.

by Ron Speed December 25, 2012

towel wrap

When you are having oral sex and you turn her over and cum on her back so the cum wraps around her back and to the front of her body.

I gave Makenzie a towel wrap yesterday, it felt like heaven.

by DAT KKK BOI so suck it May 21, 2017