swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333

kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard…
kai : >:)

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

Taylor Swift

The music industry

Taylor Swifts back must hurt cause she carries the whole industry.

by 1991high April 19, 2021

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is the music industry, top selling female artists, a good song writer, high score album along with many achievements too, etc

James: Do you know Taylor Swift
Betty: OMG i love her so much, she is the music industry. Nobody is doing well like her

by Swifties Nation September 11, 2020

Taylor Swift

the coolest prettiest best nicest person to ever exist EVER. my absolute gf, lyrical genius, gods gift to mankind. also wrote a fanfiction longer than the bible about gay wizards. my favorite person to ever exist, like ever.

Taylor Swift is the best human being to ever walk the earth.

by juleslovestaylorswift June 22, 2021

swift wristy

to wank a penis vigourasly

she wanked my cock at the speed of light.Swift wristy a?

by gurner 101 February 10, 2010

Swift Seizer

A catchier way of saying 'quick thief'. It's also in reference to the official meaning of Velociraptor.

“He made off with the jewels! He was too quick. There was nothing I could do to beat a Swift Seizer like him...”

by C L G June 29, 2020

Taylor Swift

You either hate her or love her. You CANNOT be in the middle.

Girl 1: Hey have you heard Taylor Swift’s new album?
Girl 2: ohmygod it’s the best thing EVER
Girl 3: BLECHH!

by plorophyl210 October 31, 2019