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michael newton

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"
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Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war
Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law
by Newton Hater February 13, 2023
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dean newton

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Cam Newton

The day Cam Newton stopped having fun playing football was the day Cam Newton started thinking about winning and losing, and started blaming racism and all the outside stuff that didnt matter.
No team wants to lose, no team likes to lose, it's not human to enjoy losing. Still, theres not much of a point to winning if you're not having a good time, and when winning becomes more important to you than having a good time, youre missing the point of it all. The point is not to win sometimes, it's how you got to where you're going that you go back to if you get lost, or lose sight of what you were once trying to (or succeeding at) do(ing). People in Carolina didnt want to see Cam Newton go, but he did have a choice, he wasnt left with no choice.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020
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newton unit

Woah! Look at that big newton unit ballsack!!!
by poopledee January 13, 2018
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Cam newton

A guy who wanted to make some things happen in Carolina, but let the people who wanted to run him off run him off in the end. It's really not enjoyable to play football with people in your own town trying to run you off, the bullshit gets old after years and years of it. He will do well in New Orleans, just like the people who wanted to run him off wanted to see happen.
Cam Newton was headed to doing some things in Carolina, then all the good things got fucked up and turned into bullshit.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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Newton's Cradle

While in the Doggy Style Position, slap her tits as to mimic the Balls of a Physics toy known as a Newtons Cradle
She had huge tits..so I had to Newton's Cradle her
by S-T-G December 5, 2011
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