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Jordan

A very annoying person who is a tattletale and is very full of themselves. They can also usually be gay, lezz or tranz in their own natural way
This word can only be used in a negative way
You are a very jordan person please stop your unkind actions.
by Itsurboi123 December 22, 2019
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Jordan

A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :
Bozo: She’s perfect... Me: Yeah she’s definitely a Jordan.
by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is a smart athletic girl. She doesn’t think positive thoughts bout herself when she is actually perfect. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. When she laughs, you can’t stop laughing with her. She is super nice and has lots of friends. And those few people who aren’t her friend, are missing out on a lot.
Tayler: OMG I would never be friends with Jordan.

Cali: You must just be Jealous of her, because I know that I am.
by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a fun, loving, nice, caring, candy stealing friend. Once you get to know him you will start to love him when you love him you can't stop, he gives you butterflies and is amazing. A Jordan is funny you may like him but he may not like you. You will never know until you ask him but in the end you will be happy.
Jordan is the best.
by Jordans Bae February 21, 2019
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Jordan

An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.
Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan
by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016
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Jordan

An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.
He got an F on his test, his name must be Jordan.
by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019
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Jordan

🇯🇴 It's a country not a name
I went to 🇯🇴 Jordan
by Bob3478483837 April 22, 2017
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