Zoophile

That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022

Zoophillia

Zoophillia is when someone is sexually attracted to animals, and most zoophiles preform sexual activity with their pets. Zoophillia is an invalid sexuality and is not a part of lgbtq, as theese sexual activities with animals are illegal. Please do not be a zoophile, it's disgusting.

Zoophillia is disgusting.
Zoophillia is elligal.
Zoophillia is invalid.

by Diskus_InVR April 18, 2022

Zoops

When you accidentally say something that you didn't intend to be public because you THOUGHT you were muted on zoom OR you thought your camera was off and everyone saw something embarrassing when you were on zoom.

Zoops! Didn't think anyone would hear that.

Zoops! I'm so embarrassed that everyone saw me in my undies!

by Gnik Nalu May 19, 2022

Zoophilophobia

The fear of the love of animals

The dog barks:"it sure is a good day"
zoophile says:*mumbles nonsense* "i am going to fuck you" *mumbles nonsense*
The dog:"why"
The dog gets forcefully fucked by the zoophile.

The dog survives.
The dog now has zoophilophobia.
The dog thinks:"fucking idiot"

Few hours later they go to sleep.

Morning(like the event): *morning sounds*

The dog wakes up to being fucked.
The dog jumps off of the zoophile's dick.

zoophile: "get back you little shit"

The dog jumps to the window.
The dog breaks the window by kicking it. (how the fu-)

The dog runs off to a place which will most likely be specified in the next story. (just think its the sunset)

by Ball Sniffer (aka He) May 30, 2022

Zoophilic

you like Klaus Mikaelson

"I like Klaus Mikaelson which means I'm into dogs" which means ur zoophilic

by Wennie :) August 3, 2022

Zoopodophilia

The sexual attraction to the feet of animals which can include paws, pawpads, talons, and/or flippers. The equivalent attraction for fictional animals would be fictozoopodophilia and the equivalent attraction for furry or cartoon/anime characters would be schediazoopodophilia or toonozoopodophilia.

Origin: "Zoo" (meaning "animal"; derived from zoophilia) + "podo" (meaning "feet"; derived from "podophilia") + philia.

I can't help that I like beans so much. I have zoopodophilia.

by Shugunou December 30, 2022

Zoopitur

when you get so stoned you end up on zoopitur just floating through all time and space. high. just you. weed. and cool ranch dorittos.

guy one: Bro last night i was in zoopitur
guy two: bro fucking awsome

by L1ttle_R3d March 3, 2023