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Womanals

(noun) Any and all feminine hygiene products.
"I'm going camping with my boyfriend this weekend, so I'll have to pick up some womanals just in case."
by jake of all trades January 23, 2013
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Woman

Anyone who sits down on the toilet to pee.
Me:I thought you just had to pee, what are you doing in the stall George?

George: My wife makes me sit down to pee.

Me: You are in the wrong restroom woman.
by rlb3 June 3, 2019
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Woman

Keep them away from Tommy.
by FwoggyFrog April 6, 2021
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Woman

Invincible goddesses capable of making hell or heaven for you depending on which she sees fit. Bearers of light, warmth, progress, facts, wisdom, bravery, strength, etc. Have been oppressed by the cowardice on men for so many years since those parasitic vermin men knew well if given the same opportunities, they'd have no chance of winning against a woman in any way and those lowly men were well aware that their worth is much much less than that of a girl. Seeing that the cowardice and cowardly of males has no bound, the goddesses are starting to awaken to bring salvation to the world.

The group of people who must ALWAYS remember some notes, proofs and facts:

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1: Wow, you're so wise, perfect and strong, I envy you! How do you do that?
2: I know, I'm through and through a woman! ;D
by ~~NothingButTruth~~ April 27, 2019
mugGet the Womanmug.

Woman

Kevin: Hippity hoppity women are property.

Kevin: Get it? Because woman is a synonym for property?
by Oh h*ck! February 26, 2018
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Woman

Woman are the unneeded part of the human race. gender. Everything that is "exclusive to women" really is about men. Let's look at some examples. The first one is woman/women. If you look deeper, woman/women is just a super long and annoying way of saying man. Next is femenist. Do you see the men in it? Lastly, you have menstruate. The first three letters say it all. Additionally, there's a reason why woman make less money than men. They are just worse.
by TRAVISCOTTISAGOD December 19, 2017
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Woman

Species of MAN that's sole purpose is child rearing and making sandwiches. Divorce is imminent if sandwiches are not delicious, or children are ugly.
Man: I need a sandwich.

Husband: Ask my Sandwich Maker.

Man: BITCH, SANDWICH NOW.

Woman: Yes Sir.

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That hoe gave me an ugly-ass baby. I ditched her on the street corner and threw divorce papers on her face in the puddle.
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