Bass tape

Another way of saying "@$$ rape." Seen in one episode of Reno 911! where the visitor phone was out of order thus calling for a game of charades to describe the inmate's jail time experience. The police woman got to "Bass Tape," but no further.

John: Man, I heard you were in the joint for a while!
Luke: Yeah...
John: D'ya get bass taped?
Luke: Say wha?
John makes an obscene gesture implying nonconsentual buttshecks.
Luke: Oh... Sick b@st@rd.

by KillerKitsune August 14, 2008

bubble bass

A bubble bass has big titties and is usually found underwater with a small Weimar and their name is james

That kid bubble bass is really fat and and a disappointment

by SuReStuFF June 18, 2017

bass akwards

Being of a wrong nature or easily confused ie. ass backwards

The guy who wrote the definition for rainbow wings got his definition bass akwards!!

by Mobius July 17, 2003

Bass Ackwards

The art and science of hurtling blindly in the wrong direction with no sense of the impending doom about to be inflicted on one's sorry ass. Usually applied to procedures, processes, or theories based on faulty logic, or faulty personnel.

Once again, marketing wants the poor engineers to build something that will sell, but don't have a clue what that "something" could be. Bass ackwards as usual.

by filmchild February 24, 2004

Dumb Bass

A worsen way to call somebody a Dumbass by saying they're as retarded as a Bass (Fish) running into a wall.

"Harry is such a Dumb Bass, and it speaks a lot about him."

by CrimsonXVI December 31, 2018

bass guitar

known as the electric bass, far superior to the regular guitar. Yet i play a fretless, which is even far superior to the fretted bass!

you play bass, you're "kooler" than the guitar player, i play fretless bass, im even "kooler" than you!

by frizzlefry August 05, 2005

bass face

the face made under exposure to vast amounts of bass.

oh my god, this dubstep is giving me bass face.

by srose121 December 30, 2009