A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.
Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.
by Faux Fu Chu September 13, 2016
Get the Barn Elvesmug. 
An alcoholic beverage consisting of water and grey goose. Add ins include chests, also known as nuun electrolyte tablets.
The name comes from the grey consistency similar to that of the long barn in fortnites battle royal map at “risky reels”
The name comes from the grey consistency similar to that of the long barn in fortnites battle royal map at “risky reels”
by Billy674 July 15, 2018
Get the long-barnmug. Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"
This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"
This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"
"Barne's Test mate?"
"Yeah ok she's alright."
"Barne's Test mate?"
"Yeah ok she's alright."
by The one with pie February 26, 2009
Get the Barne's Testmug. by rtj loco September 25, 2003
Get the Early barnesmug. when the decor inside some ones home or business resembles the interior or exterior of a barn.
most common in rural communities
most common in rural communities
"hey Renee, what do you think of the new paint job at that neighbourhood sports pub?"
"meh, It's alright the colour is kinda Barn-esque though..."
"meh, It's alright the colour is kinda Barn-esque though..."
by gorgeousgeorge83 January 5, 2010
Get the Barn-esquemug. by Dasher10 January 13, 2009
Get the Chris Barnesmug.