Walfordologist

Anyone who watches 'Eastenders' religiously . a Walfordologist , suffers withdrawals symptoms as a result of missing an episode .

Fifi is a a Complete Walfordologist today. she's spent the whole day online doing Eastenders quiz's , to make up for missing the first 10 minutes of todays episode she hasn't even had her dinner...

by Harry humperdinck January 16, 2011

Walmart Princess

Any female you see in a Wal-Mart that is above a 6 on a hot scale of 1-10.
Any hot redneck girl.

Guy 1- Shouldn't Chris be back from Walmart by now? He's been gone for three hours.

Guy 2- He probably found himself another Walmart Princess. My guess is he's probably already moved in to her trailer.

by BigJay65 March 11, 2011

walmart tumbleweed

The millions of plastic grocery bags seen flying through the trees and rolling across streets and yards.

Joe:There goes another walmart tumbleweed. Laura: But, where do they go?

by jesophnerrben November 15, 2011

Walmart obsession

An affliction whereby a person is found to be shopping at Walmart multiple days a week at any hour of the day or night.

"OMG. Every time I call Mom, she's at Walmart. She has a Walmart obsession."

by Your Daughter J Bex March 10, 2012

walmart slacks

n. Pajama pants, usually worn with an ironic t-shirt to match

Personal Story:

I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.

by ThatVintageGuy January 9, 2014

waldo

describes the person at your work who is frequently absent, missing from where they are supposed to be, requiring people to search for them, as in "where's waldo."

Susan: I noticed that I've hardly seen Robert around the office at all... he seems to call in alot, and he only just started working here...
Debbie: Yeah, he's totally waldo.

by doc SM February 11, 2014

walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango May 5, 2016