Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
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Waggie • waggie boogle • waggie da miggie • Faggie waggie • mega-waggie • Shruggie Waggie • wiggie waggie • wagger • waggle • woggie
Slang term for male masturbation and generally playing with the penis. Stems from a tiktok sound about the “best huggie-wuggies.” .
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Get the Swaggin n Waggin mug.A phrase used to describe a gangster of the highest resort, one who has been fooling millions worldwide with her large gyatt and her ugly face which appears to know shit. This gangster tricks parents into spending wayy to much to come to her tatti ass school podar ib ( for spoiled rich brats ) which invokes thoughts of porn, sexual harassment and LGBTQIA+ amongst youngsters ( Some as young as 6 ). Can also be used to describe someone like Kim Jomun.
Eg : It's giving Vandana Lulla
Eg : Omg stop acting like lulla ( autism )
This means that anyone acting autistic / bitchy / who wears a wig is a Vandana Lulla ( big fat wiggie lallu )
Person 1 : Omg she's such a lulla
Person 2 : Nahh her gyatt is bigger
Person 1 : Oh wait that's Komal nvm....
Eg : Omg stop acting like lulla ( autism )
This means that anyone acting autistic / bitchy / who wears a wig is a Vandana Lulla ( big fat wiggie lallu )
Person 1 : Omg she's such a lulla
Person 2 : Nahh her gyatt is bigger
Person 1 : Oh wait that's Komal nvm....
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