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wad one

This is a big tune, quality. Used by UK Master of ceremonies in big raves to hype the crowd in preparation of whats coming
"Yooooooo this next tune coming in is a Wad One!" or "Waaaaaaaaadddddd One"
by Rude_Boi December 19, 2013
mugGet the wad onemug.

connector wad

When putting up christmas lights and all cords amass in one outlet to form one huge bundle of plugs and outlets.
Clark Griswold: Hey Eddie, hand me the connector wad so i can turn night into day man with all the Christmas lights!
Eddie: Sounds good Clark, I'll get the kids!
by Brian V. Harris December 28, 2007
mugGet the connector wadmug.

Fat Wad

A ridiculously fat and smelly person. Prefers wearing mullets but becomes greatly offended if the mullet is insulted. For good behavior, reward with shampoo and deodorant. Toilet Paper makes a great reward substitute. It is rumored that a fatwad has three buttholes but this fact hasn't been proven due to a lack of volunteers willing to get within thirty feet of a fatwads ass.
Person 1: Dude, is the fat wad here yet?
Person 2: Yeah the smell wafted past about five minutes ago.
by StanleyTheJew June 9, 2009
mugGet the Fat Wadmug.

fuck wad

like when some is being a total ass you call them a fuck wad
by abigale knutson December 16, 2004
mugGet the fuck wadmug.

wad up

What occurs in the final seconds before a male's ejaculation.
While watching Chrissy's head go up and down, I began to feel myself wad up.
by J.P.A. April 10, 2006
mugGet the wad upmug.

texas wad

A large amount of cash, usually in hundreds that fill a man's wallet.
wow, JR sure has a nice texas wad bulge in his bike pants
by Benjamin Hutchins October 17, 2007
mugGet the texas wadmug.

Dud Wad

A wad of Milk duds you have already chewed.
mmm Eating Milk Duds
"Ahh! My tooth fell out!"
"You're lying."
"Nuh-uh. Look here."
"Holy shit! It's in your dud wad!"
"Dude it totally is! Stupid dud wad! ow!"
by MissKnowItAll17 August 22, 2009
mugGet the Dud Wadmug.

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