wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media

bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it

by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021

Genie's wish

Genies wish When you smoke aphp and take gamma and fuck your partner from behind start faking a seizure and convulsing. once partner trys to help you rub head of your dick and cum in her eye

Wow dude I gave katsu Genie's wish last night.

by Jonesboeh June 11, 2022

I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024

I Wish For You To Fight I

I Wish For You To Fight I

I Wish For You To Fight I

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

wish a hoe would

Wish a hoe would mean u wish a hoe will say some smart shii and try to fight yu

This girl said she was gon drag me and I said I wish a hoe would

by Hdgdburh November 21, 2023

.µ.I Wish You Maybe The Best.µ.

.µ.I Wish You Maybe The Best.µ.

.µ.I Wish You Maybe The Best.µ.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 4, 2025

Well-Wishing

When you put a dollar in a strippers G-String and slip your finger in their butt and hope she likes it and doesn't tell the bouncer .

Alex is well-wishing hope that stripper don't get mad at him and get us kicked out.

by TheDoomGuy211 January 6, 2021