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Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.
I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.
by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019
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Wet Wipe

Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.
A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
by B Caitlin July 9, 2019
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McAss Wipe

Referring to McDonald's toilet paper.
Steve: "Hey, I was taking a McDump in the McBathroom, and you're out of McAss Wipes,"

McDonald's employee: "Then what'd you use to w-"
by CHIEFThotPatrol August 31, 2020
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Mid-wipe

Halfway through taking a shit, one simply wipes their ass with a moist baby wipe in between pushing out turds. This wipe helps minimize the mess and reapplies lubricant for a cleaner poop. When combined with the pre-wipe method you are defecating at maximum cleanliness.
After eating two Chipotle burritos I felt the need to birth a brown monster in the toilet. Two flushes later I quickly realized I wasn’t anywhere close to being finished. I reassessed the situation at hand and with a quick mid-wipe I was back in control on my throne. I pushed out one remaining turd with ease and continued the rest of my day.
by ratpact4life March 13, 2022
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Legendary Clean Wipe

The ultra rare act of taking a shit and then wiping only to discover a clean piece of toilet paper.
It was a glorious moment for me when I went poo and pulled off the legendary clean wipe.
by TesticularTorsion July 25, 2014
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Camel Toe Wipe

Similar to a guy teabagging someone, but this is for a female (female version of tea bagging) also commonly occuring in lesbonage acts:

To wipe ones camel toe floppy vag lips on their victims face..aka dunking the camel toe lips into victims mouth like they were wiping the other persons mouth with a silky smoot scarf (as long as said camel toe owner is shaved smooth), if said owner has a full bush said term is now camel toe furrball wipe.
"Man did you see that slut camel toe wipe her girlfriend's mouth?"

"Man did you see Cindy camel toe wipe her drunken passed out boyfriend at the party?"
by Tits Tormentor September 25, 2014
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idaho windshield wiper

Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out
Philipson: So did you give her the idaho windshield wiper?
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.
by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016
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