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The Dilly Wipe

When you lube up a dido work your partner’s ass without notice for any cleaning or prep time and upon completion of your anal excursion, you wipe the dildo remnants quickly on each of your partner’s ass cheeks.
Carl woke me up this morning didoing my booty hole. It felt good but he smeared me up with the dilly wipe so I had to shower.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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PIPE WIPE

SOMETHING USED TO CLEAN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PIZZLE.
MY PIPE IS DIRTY, GOT A PIPE WIPE?
by JEROSSD January 29, 2009
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Vadge wipe

A pre-moistened towelette, a wet wipe, when used by a lady for personal hygiene.
I didn't wash when I came out tonight but I used a vadge wipe before I let your boyfriend go down on me.
by enile February 23, 2009
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Flange wipe

A towelette or wet wipe, used by a lady for hasty personal ablutions.
You can't beat a game of squash for working up a sweat, now pass me my flange wipes, I've a board meeting at 2.
by enile February 24, 2009
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Double Wipe

When you have to return the bathroom, some time after taking a shit and initially wiping, to wipe again. This could be due to a number of different reasons like; not wiping properly the first time, anal leakage, swampass, ect.
If you asshole itches this may be a sign that you have to double wipe. May be referred to as DW for short.
Man, I think I need to go double wipe, my asshole itches.
by Ickarus February 16, 2008
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Swipe Before you Wipe

Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.
While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.
by Covejoel April 17, 2010
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Ass Wipe

Ass Wipe can refer to several meanings:

1- The physical action of wiping your ass down

2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.
"That guy's such an ass wipe. He actually gives his teachers boxes of Ass Wipers. He even does the ass wiping!"
by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009
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