weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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weaving your own yoghurt

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
by Erica Cantona October 05, 2013
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isabella weaving

Isabella weaving is an incredible person and is very loyal to the one she loves when you first look at her she is hyper and happy but deepdown she is insecure and depressed.Isabella weaving will always be there for you no matter what she cares for everyone and has a pure heart
John: “damn that gurl is so nice but i think there is more to her that meets the eye”
Linda: “that must be an isabella weaving
by ✨issy✨ November 04, 2020
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willow weaving

Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame
This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there
by Alan Morissette January 01, 2018
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boot legged weave

a hair extention, weave, or wig made or attatched to one's head without the help from a paid professional.
"Nah, her hair is hella bootsie. with her boot legged weave"
by Blissaaa October 18, 2007
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Weaves snatched

Describe that ur impressed. Ex. When ur getting a “wow” breeze so hard that ur wig snatch’s.
Me: *watch’s a SPECTACULAR show*
Also me: Dammmmmmn....my wig snatched..!
(Weaves snatched)
by Dadancin’potato July 01, 2019
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