Weed wad

The wad of weed that a prisnor sneaks into jail. Usaully in their butt hole. Used as an insult.

Shut the f**** up, you grimy weed wad.

by Mu-g June 27, 2010

Sketch Wad

n. (noun) A person who you arent sure if you clearly understand their intentions and also are not sure if they understand their intentions. A person you would not leave alone in your house.

Leigh: I am not sure If we should leave Mike here while we both aren't home.

Josh: Yeah, I am pretty sure he is a sketch wad.

by CS JW March 8, 2009

Fat Wad

A ridiculously fat and smelly person. Prefers wearing mullets but becomes greatly offended if the mullet is insulted. For good behavior, reward with shampoo and deodorant. Toilet Paper makes a great reward substitute. It is rumored that a fatwad has three buttholes but this fact hasn't been proven due to a lack of volunteers willing to get within thirty feet of a fatwads ass.

Person 1: Dude, is the fat wad here yet?
Person 2: Yeah the smell wafted past about five minutes ago.

by StanleyTheJew June 9, 2009

fuck wad

it means you big dumb ass or lil fag

like when some is being a total ass you call them a fuck wad

by abigale knutson December 16, 2004

wad up

What occurs in the final seconds before a male's ejaculation.

While watching Chrissy's head go up and down, I began to feel myself wad up.

by J.P.A. April 10, 2006

texas wad

A large amount of cash, usually in hundreds that fill a man's wallet.

wow, JR sure has a nice texas wad bulge in his bike pants

by Benjamin Hutchins October 17, 2007

Dud Wad

A wad of Milk duds you have already chewed.

mmm Eating Milk Duds
"Ahh! My tooth fell out!"
"You're lying."
"Nuh-uh. Look here."
"Holy shit! It's in your dud wad!"
"Dude it totally is! Stupid dud wad! ow!"

by MissKnowItAll17 August 22, 2009