In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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Get the Virtual-icing mug.Oh man, Jenn was really virtually tickled me today. She was telling me all of these jokes.
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Getting virtually tickled is like being poked on Facebook, but there is actually a point.
by CT1MLA September 10, 2012
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