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You are all in a virtual

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.

A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.
Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"
by CompSciFutures March 3, 2023
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Virtual Console

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Virtually fucking

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.
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virtual tidying

the act of spending hours deleting unread emails and unread facebook messages when you could be cleaning the bathroom, doing the washing up and tidying the house.
There are 1,188 unread messages in my facebook inbox, sorry if you sent me a personal message and you've not had a reply. I am about to embark on some serious virtual tidying so I may get back to you.
by climate james October 21, 2010
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Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.
Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.
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Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"
The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.
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Virtual COVID

A type of variant that happenda when in contact with people on the internet while having a vaccine
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