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Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.
"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."
by thesearewords August 9, 2012
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VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease)

When someone gets pink eye (or another other disease) from sharing Virtual Reality HMD (Head Mounted Displays).
Maybe the guy giving 50 different people demos with the new Oculus headset should have used Sanitary Wipes for the eyes. Now we all have a VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease). This is worst then that time the whole football team contracted gonorrhea from that flesh light.
by Burger King Pin April 10, 2015
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You are all in a virtual

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.

A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.
Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"
by CompSciFutures March 3, 2023
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Virtual Photo Tag

Tagging someone who is not in a picture so that they will see it
"I am going to do a virtual photo tag on this pic from the family reunion so my cousin can see it since he wasn't there that day."
by kasishuru April 8, 2012
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virtual bank

banks that offer online banking to customers and little to less in person banking an can charge less fees than big banks with multiple locations
hey how do u do ur banking or who do u bank with

oh dude i’m with a virtual bank
by 1Shot Duke November 3, 2020
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Virtual-icing

Term used in describing someone wanting to virtualize something which would be pointless to do so.
Ethots were "virtual-iced" into vtubers

Remi is trying to "virtual-icing" eating in vr .
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Virtual headache

A psychosymatic headache caused by a virtual existence.
Muy virtual headache was caused by all the shit I have to put up with.
by Red Yankee January 6, 2021
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