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Virtual Cyph

A smoking cypher of 2 or more, held over a video chat like facetime, zoom, etc.
R-yo Im rollin up
K-wait for me we can virtual cyph
by RubyCashHoe September 6, 2022
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Virtual Railfan and Chill

Basically it’s “Netflix and chill” but a term mostly used by railfans, derived from (virtual railfan) an awesome company that provides live streaming video feeds of trains and railroad related content. Also shortened as VRF & Chill
Rihanna: so, Virtual Railfan and Chill tonight right?
You: yes 😏
by EMD F59PHI September 9, 2024
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Virtual Swatting

A false report of a serious breach in a video game that is sent to the game administrators (usually as a prank or a fit of revenge) in an attempt to get the victim suspended or banned.

Originates from the fact that swatting is the act of reporting a serious crime to an address to bring a SWAT team there
When I was logging on to play Splatoon the other day, I got a message saying that I was banned for being unsportsmanlike. I did nothing wrong; I was merely playing the game fairly and not taunting. It was just pure skill.

Upon a subsequent investigation after I appealed the ban, they found out that it was indeed a false report, so it was merely a Virtual Swatting
by ErPhox05 July 13, 2025
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You are all in a virtual

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.

A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.
Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"
by CompSciFutures March 3, 2023
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Virtual crabs

The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.
I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!
by Fuzzybuzzzz June 16, 2018
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virtual prostitution

An activity in which male or female sells their explicit sexual photos, videos, etc to whom they call their fans.
What do you do for work Abby?

I do virtual prostitution for all my horny fans.
by mcmurraythenigglet May 25, 2023
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Virtually fucking

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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