i wanna be a victim

what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them

“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim”

by bamfwag March 17, 2024

Victim envy

When a person who doesn’t encounter discrimination pretends they are being oppressed because they wish they could tell a personal story about overcoming oppression

There’s no war on Christmas, they just have victim envy

by Posternutbag811 December 7, 2023

academic victim

Inverse of an academic weapon.

Someone who is doing absolutely shit at school. Awfully so. Irredeemably bad.

I'm such an academic victim. I'm failing all my classes.

by itigo October 26, 2024

victoria the victim

Victoria is a masterful actor, and her favourite character is to play the victim! You don’t need to do anything to know that Victoria has daddy issues within the first 5 seconds of meeting her (because she won’t shut the fuck up about it). No amount of sex or masturbation will ever satisfy her! She’s fucked more than 50 guys, and she’ll fuck anything (even a rubber ducky!)

Gerald: where is Victoria the victim?
John: probably at the back room sucking off 14 guys
Gerald: sweet

by Meowmeowkitten June 25, 2022

Munt Victim

A victim of Munting

I'm not going to make a Munt Victim of Truman!

by PortsNotAlt April 26, 2024

Victim vs Victimizer narrative

That's not what is actually happening though.

Hym "It isn't a victim vs victimizer narrative. That is clearly not what's happening here. It's NARRATIVE vs WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. It's not even epistemology vs ontology anymore. It's Jordan Peterson's imaginary interpretation of events vs the things that actually happened in reality."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Victim Weight

A male that weighs under 90kg, a common phrase used by guys that are insecure about being built like Nikocado.

Oh you're 89.9kg, don't even think about leaving the house then. Your victim weight ass is instantly gonna attract 20 men that are built like Arnold to punt you into orbit, cause that's totally how the world works.

by SuperhumanCock January 12, 2024