van halen

They were a great band untill faggot Sammy Hagar came along. Not only does his voie suck and a bad frontman, but they started playin pop music.
When they had David Lee Roth, the coolest jew ever, they kicked ass. Eddie van Halen is my favoritest (i know thats not a word) guitarist ever, and is right at the top with Malmsteen and Vai.

Eruption, contrary to what most non-guitarists believe, is not as amazing as some of his other stuff, anmely the opening riff on Hot For Teacher

by IMDan September 4, 2005

Van Disney

The overrated Liverpool centre back

Liver did you see Mitrovic’s pen?

Yep Giffo, it’s was all because of Van Disney

by Liver Sinto August 10, 2022

van anh

A cute, short girl with bipolar disorder.

Look! That's a Van Anh.

by Cutie-chan December 11, 2016

Van Hagar

A rather negative term used to describe the period of time in which Sammy Hagar dominated as the lead singer of Van Halen. This period of time spans from their album "5150" to present day Van Halen. Hagar took over the lead singer's role when David Fucking Lee Roth walked out on the rest of the band shortly after "1984". Although the Hagar albums are quite different from the Roth ones, they still kick major ass. Van Halen's next album should release early this summer. Hagar owns you all.

Van Halen or Van Hagar, they own either way.

by EVH February 17, 2005

rapist van

A van with no windows in the back. This creates a secluded environment suitable for unwated advancements.

Here comes Larry in his rapist van. Quick! Roll up the windows and lock the door.

by JenThe80'sFan April 21, 2004

Van Gaal

To Head into a club with confidence only to lose the first 3 girls you try and chat up.

Oh man, ive been rejected all night, i've pulled a Van Gaal

by Turkey Burgers August 27, 2014

Van Wilder

The radis fuckin dude alive.

Were can I find Van Wilder?-In the ginus book of world fuckin records man.

by J Pink May 27, 2003