The Viewing

The moment after defecation when one peers behind to examine the size, color, and consistency of one's own poop.

After taking a dump, Steven was discouraged to find that his deposit had sunk to the bottom of the toilet, depriving him of the viewing.

by DirtyEdward June 13, 2022

Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Knees touching view

The view you get when butt fucking a girl and she's not to sure she likes it so she puts her knees together but it changes nothing. Also The trick instagram and youtube chicks do when taking picture of their asses so their thighs are not touching.

That instagram chick does'nt look like she would enjoy anal. She always using the knees touching view on her ass pics

by TheSurveyor November 28, 2020

the view

The view is an inspirational seeing of ones most envious desires in this world.
When you see "the view" your day immediately becomes better.

Dang girl, look at "the view."

by strong vegi February 2, 2020

ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"

I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.

by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004

spring view

A prison located in orange county. Many jail workers force imates to do usless things.

Aww I hate going back to spring view!

by The cow of knowledge September 16, 2016

West View

The attempt or carried out act of destruction for the purpose of spite or impending doom. Destroying something or doing something out of spite or with angry energy.

I will West View the crap out of this bar if they make me leave.

by anonymous December 17, 2021