up the Harris

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.

"Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"

by BartP January 17, 2008

up tuck

to tuck ones cock upward between the belly and waist line of the pants in order to hide a boner

A: I have a boner! what should i do?
B: Up tucking is the way to go!!! *smile point wink*

by metalheadmanic June 28, 2004

up ons

Shortened slang for "get up on this," which in turn means "have some of this." Generally used when offering to share something.

"I can't finish this soda. You want up ons?"
"Nah, I'm not thirsty, but thanks."

by Victoria Soma May 21, 2008

up on blocks

UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,the missus is up on blocks".

by king simmo October 16, 2003

up for grabs

1. avalible to anyone

2. in total chaos

The last reserveable copy of the new game is up for grabs.

by Light Joker October 27, 2006

up the ante

to increase a risk, price, demand, etcetera

She just had to up the ante again.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2007

Up the swanny

In a hopeless situation.

'...and if that does happen, I'll be left up the swanny'.

by LittleDonkeyLittleDonkey October 6, 2008