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Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.
“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”
by PandaChicken March 16, 2018
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Bliss with a Twist

Individual balance between the bliss (eg. wellness, eating healthy, meditation & mindfullness, walks in the nature) and the twist (eg. partying, eating junk food, extreme sports, alcohol & drugs) things in life. Can go from 99% bliss and 1% twist to 1% bliss and 99% twist. It's your call.
Started my day with an avocado smoothie and a morning yoga session but ended up having six tequilas in the evening. What can you say - that's some Bliss with a Twist stuff right there.

Family & friends, work, sport, healthy food - good sleep and repeat. My days are pretty Bliss but sometimes I need to have some Twist in my life. Got to retain that Bliss with a Twist balance.
by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021
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uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019
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Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.
We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.
by RealCraigles January 12, 2021
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twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.
Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.
by Pimpdaddymeg March 7, 2015
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twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.
Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.
by A kid named three November 20, 2016
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rachael twist

When you roll a 100 dollar bill so tight you can’t get it any tighter. You then snort cocaine through it.
Can you give that hundred a Rachael twist?
by Megabutcher November 22, 2017
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