Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth

David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."

by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017

rachael twist

When you roll a 100 dollar bill so tight you can’t get it any tighter. You then snort cocaine through it.

Can you give that hundred a Rachael twist?

by Megabutcher November 22, 2017

Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.

“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”

by PandaChicken March 16, 2018

twisted penis

When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass

Oh my god Trevel committed twisted penis

by trevelhasasmalldick February 28, 2017

Mc Twist

A sexual act where a guy ejaculates in his partner’s butt-hole and continues to stir it around. Then partner squats over his face, and unloads the Mc Twist.

Hey bro how was your date with “Becca”?..
It was great I took her out for dinner.. and for desert I had a Mc Twist!..
Bruh you nasty..

by One-Eyed-Willy June 4, 2020

twisted society

Twisted society is a place we live in, but only voluntarily. We live in it everyday. People escape regular society to become part of a twisted society in order to feel euphoria and happiness. Not just to be gathered by cars. But to come together as a society in a form of common interest

Aye man twisted society is a better place than regular society. Look it up and you’ll see what I mean

by Twisted Society June 23, 2020

Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.

We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.

by RealCraigles January 12, 2021