Towel Week

A crass synonym for the duration of time a woman spends on her period. Typically referred to when during this time, a designated towel is placed on the bed in the attempt of keeping the sheets from getting stained.

Guy #1- Dude, is that the Japanese flag on your bed?

Guy#2- Nah man, it's just towel week.

by Ron Speed December 25, 2012

Jerk towel

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.

Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.

by Moar semen May 15, 2016

Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .

AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.

by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023

Weed Towel

A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.

Felipe: Yo where is the weed towel. I'm trynna smoke.

by mensismans January 22, 2017

gaping towel

Accidentally flashing your junk

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!

by Ktin665 May 11, 2011

Towel Tosser

Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.

Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.

by Dedwards December 2, 2020

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018