tornadoquake

Tornadoquake by far the biggest douche since John Edward.

Tornadoquake and John should have a douche-off or something...

by dex9001 April 13, 2005

Pink Tornado

During a girls period, drain her period blood into a container. Then the male is put head first into the toilet, with his feet in the air, getting his cock sucked while she poors the period blood over his face.

I was dateing this punk chick until she decided it was time for a pink tornado.

by Xantheli May 8, 2006

tornado

a sexual move, typically performed while facing each other, where the couple rolls over as a unit while maintaining insertion. not to be confused with the alligator fuckhouse, which involves biting as well.

Dude, it was so kinky, we did the tornado across her entire bedroom floor!

by Terridactyl August 22, 2009

Tornado Kick

A Tornado Kick is pretty much a controlled chaos. it is a martial arts kick (TaeKwonDo) in which the artist turns 360 degrees and delivers a crushing blow to the opponents head.

guy who thinks hes tough: Hey dude wanna fight?

TaeKwonDo artist: No thats ok. i dont like fighting.

tough guy: *takes a swing at him*

TaeKwonDO: *blocks punch and knocks him on his ass by a tornado kick*

tough guy:*struggles to his feet, spits out some blood and teeth, and walks away crying to his mommy*

by IrritatedPsycho February 14, 2009

TORNADO FACE

An extremely unattractive person, someone who looks like thier face was caught in a twister and barely survived.

Oh my god! That girl is jocking me, but no way! Did you check out her mug? tornado face, for real!

by Brittany T April 15, 2008

Tornadomonsoon

A Phenomenom that occurs only in Atsugi Japan, when thunder storm conditions cause dark clouds hail, thunder, high winds, and rain, all while the sun is still shining.

Oh hell! Ya'll better roll up your window's... That tornadomonsoon is rolling in quick.

by Roberson June 12, 2006

Tornadocannon

When one has a large build-up of air within the urethra, the individual's penis becomes a Tornadocannon and creates either 1. A long, droned out and squeaky dick-queef or 2. A series of multiple, choppy dick-queefs over a course of a few minutes. They are often loud and sound like someone farting with a very tight anus.

Guy 1: So earlier I got a serious Tornadocannon and it lasted ten minutes.
Guy 2: Why the fuck are you telling me this dude.

by The Stupid Canadian Kid. August 3, 2012