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fat tomato

A selfish, selfcentered, greedy, spoiled little fat girl that thinks the world revolves around her and everyone is on it to do what she wants. little does she know the only thing in her orbit is a refridgerator
Did you just see that fat tomato eat everything on the mcdonalds menu?
by theduuuude February 22, 2011
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tomato picker

Racial slur against Mexicans because of they have worse farming technology and pick the fields themselves.
Look at that tomato picker!He's got tomato juice on his hands.
by jake8532 January 20, 2008
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Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.
My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.
by Gynobutter December 26, 2019
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Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.
I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.
by BigBrotherD June 28, 2015
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Taking the Tomato

The act of taking one's cherry or black cherry
Dude i heard that 9th floor RA just took the tomato of that blonde freshman with the forehead!?!!?

aww what a tool that RA is for taking the tomato...
by 9th floor whoree December 14, 2010
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tomato fag

a gay or lesbian person who seems very straight in dress, interests, and social interactions, and would never let you think that they were gay unless they told you straight up. derived from the idea of a tomato: it seems like it should be a vegetable because it looks and tastes like one, yet is actually a whole ass fruit when you dive a little deeper.
"dude you remember Alicia? turns out she was actually a tomato fag"
by Hi! I'm Paul! November 13, 2020
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squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.
" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"
by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018
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