fat tomato

A selfish, selfcentered, greedy, spoiled little fat girl that thinks the world revolves around her and everyone is on it to do what she wants. little does she know the only thing in her orbit is a refridgerator

Did you just see that fat tomato eat everything on the mcdonalds menu?

by theduuuude February 02, 2011

tomato picker

Racial slur against Mexicans because of they have worse farming technology and pick the fields themselves.

Look at that tomato picker!He's got tomato juice on his hands.

by jake8532 January 21, 2008

Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give her butt burn

I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato

by GangbangGrandma February 22, 2016

tomato-envy

Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.

"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.

by bingo lingo May 12, 2010

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold February 03, 2012

tomato fag

a gay or lesbian person who seems very straight in dress, interests, and social interactions, and would never let you think that they were gay unless they told you straight up. derived from the idea of a tomato: it seems like it should be a vegetable because it looks and tastes like one, yet is actually a whole ass fruit when you dive a little deeper.

"dude you remember Alicia? turns out she was actually a tomato fag"

by Hi! I'm Paul! November 13, 2020

Tomato Eyes

A condition commonly brought on by excessive smoking of Cannabis wherein the eyes are reddened to the point that they look as red as tomatoes.

Weed Marijuana Red Eye

Did you see the Willie Nelson concert last night? Yeah! He had awful tomato eyes the whole show!

by MJMole April 27, 2011