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fat tomato

A selfish, selfcentered, greedy, spoiled little fat girl that thinks the world revolves around her and everyone is on it to do what she wants. little does she know the only thing in her orbit is a refridgerator
Did you just see that fat tomato eat everything on the mcdonalds menu?
by theduuuude February 22, 2011
mugGet the fat tomatomug.

tomato picker

Racial slur against Mexicans because of they have worse farming technology and pick the fields themselves.
Look at that tomato picker!He's got tomato juice on his hands.
by jake8532 January 20, 2008
mugGet the tomato pickermug.

Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.
I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.
by BigBrotherD June 28, 2015
mugGet the Itchy Tomatomug.

Tomato Ramen

Another name for spaghetti. Used to convince your Asian friends to eat at the Italian restaurant with you.
D: Should we go to Il Fornaio tonight?
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go
by Dude It’s Me! October 27, 2018
mugGet the Tomato Ramenmug.

Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.
My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.
by Gynobutter December 26, 2019
mugGet the Tomato Sheetsmug.

Tomato head

The best skin in fortnite. This skin should also go by the name Tomato Tom. Everyone in the tomato cult prays to Tomato Tom every night.
Person 1: what god do you pray to?
Person 2 aka the right person: Tomato Head
by Bad word king October 18, 2019
mugGet the Tomato headmug.

tomato-envy

Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.
"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
by bingo lingo May 12, 2010
mugGet the tomato-envymug.

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